Spiritually speaking would the Lord God Almighty smite us if we committed sexual sins and got STD’s?

I don’t know about you all but I need to laugh. I propose a raid tonight in 45 minutes. Marriage and Divorce topic is STD’s. Who’s in? Use backup accounts unless you like being suspended.

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15 Responses to “Spiritually speaking would the Lord God Almighty smite us if we committed sexual sins and got STD’s?”

  1. JZ Says:

    where am i? what section is this?

  2. Ryan Says:

    No, he’s all-knowing (understands all).

  3. midnight71 Says:

    Why the fuck did god allow for STD’s to be here in the first place?

  4. GorJess Says:

    So there.

  5. Jesus Shat Says:

    I’m in.

  6. iTeapot {Sweet Revolution} Says:

    *Is in for the raid, assuming the router doesn’t die again*

  7. PropReno Says:

    You DO know that “smite” is just an archaic form of “spank” don’t you?…

  8. Bonnie Says:

    STD’s is His wrath.

  9. brotherjohn Says:

    The lord god doesnt smite people for sins since jesus paid the price for sin on the cross, we are now judged by our works, (rev 20) The reason god gave the 10 commandments and all the other rules back in the OT was to Keep gods people from things like stds and bad side effects. If one abstains from sex with strangers then chances are one will not get stds. If a person doesn’t steal then they will keep their hands lol. This sort of thing was gods loving way of protecting his people from the evils of the world outside of the garden, he was helping them equip themselves to live in the world they chose but god didnt prefer. If you sin however, you will die and this is the second death. No immortality for the sinner.

  10. Instant Star Just Add Coffee Says:

    There!

  11. Briley Says:

    Sounds good : )

  12. Joan Says:

    Nope. The version of version of God you got is a myth. The God isn’t smiting anyone, nor the Goddess, things just happen, we die, then we come back as a new human, and then die again, on and on.

    Blessed Be

  13. I ♥ the Saints Says:

    Is it still considered an STD if I don’t use my hands?

  14. renee Says:

    i love sucking more then anything i really cant get stds can i come on i cant waite to be with the man i love the saint man to marrow when i get home from work !!!!!!!!

  15. Yoyo Nelly Welly Jelly Belly Says:

    Darn I missed AGAIN